Ahh, dearest Lucy Pinder. You’ve always been there. You’ve never let us down. Not like some of those other girls, who’ve gone through phases of being batshit mental and not hot. You’re like the Harlem Globetrotters of women. Actually, scratch that, you’re better than the Harlem Globetrotters – they’ve got a win percentage of 98.4%. You’ve got a being bloody great and lovely percentage of 100%.

And now, as if you haven’t already done enough, you’re here to teach us how to attract women. Read Full Story